First, it was two weeks of fake “CNN Alerts” in my spam box. Now, it’s all Paris Hilton. For example:

• Paris Hilton’s Bust Goes Missing
• Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie
• Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency
• John McCain To Paris Hilton: “Cosmo, bayatch!”
• Paris Hilton Fires Talent Agent!
• Letterman to Interview Paris Hilton’s Vagina
• Paris Hilton: Let Me Be Yearn For Zion Girls’ Role Model
• Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
• Paris Stilton no longer FHM Magazine Sexiest Women List big cheese
• Paris Hilton Had Sex With Aliens
• Paris Hilton confuses Animal Control Cops

My favorite is that last one.