If I had to distill this New York Times article down to one sentence, it would be, “Fatties, get a bike.” If I were to take more time, it would be, “You don’t need to be thin to be a good cyclist, as opposed to runners who have to bounce every extra pound up and down all during their run, so if you have such weight problems, cycling is an excellent way to keep fit without causing excessive discomfort.”

But honestly, I like the first sentence better.