What … the … fuck is going on here?

I am a pasty white boy of Scots-Irish descent. The sun is my enemy. My skin turns red in about 45 minutes of exposure, and the only thing higher than my IQ is the level of sunblock I require.

So why is it that I spent last Saturday walking around Bellefonte … in the sun?

Why is it that I will be spending this Saturday at Bald Eagle State Park, learning how to kayak … in the sun?

And what is up with the fact that we (the family) are going to go camping the weekend of the 8th … in the shade? (There will be some sun, I’m sure.)

I haven’t touched my 360 in weeks. I’ve barely touched my PS2.

What the hell, people? What the hell?